Dear Miss Manners:
What is the proper response to someone who asks, "What do you do every day? What do you do with your time?"
This is an unfortunate attempt to start a conversation, as it implies that the person being queried might be useless. Should you not be willing to overlook this, Miss Manners recommends, "I lie on the couch and read trashy novels and eat bonbons."
I love Miss Manners - like Mrs. Piggle Wiggle, she always knows!